Whore (n): A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.
Fucking (adj, adv): Damned. (Pronounciation: fuhk-ing, -in)
Big (adj): Large as in size, height, weight or amount. Of major concern, importance or gravity. Outstanding for a specific quality.
Randi Rhodes on stage to a group of fans called presidential candidate Hillary Clinton a big fucking whore. Do you know why? Because that is what she is.
Immediately after hearing that Barrack Obama used the word “cling” in the same sentence with guns and religion, she started weaving tall tales of how she was raised with guns, and how she hugged them and kissed them at night, like all good “small towners.” Oh, and that it is elitist to do otherwise.
What a fucking whore.
Obama might be smooth, say the right things most of the time, and to his core is a politician more than, say, a Will Rogers. He will not get you the universal health care you crave. He will not end active troop participation in the Middle East. He will not stop jobs from leaving the country to whatever fourth-world mud-hole will make your Old Navy slippers.
He might even be a fucking whore.
But the point is, Hillary Clinton is a big fucking whore. McCain has an even bigger whoring section at the political store. That is just the way it is.
Oh, sure, you pander to get votes. They all do it. And certainly, they have to compromise positions and shape speeches to certain groups to appeal to them specifically. And of course, they will periodically proffer contradictory statements that can be pointed out by the other candidates.
Hillary is a raw, paper-thin whore that is so blatant, cynical, and obvious, it is not working. She even got heckled by people in her own crowd when she mentioned that Obama’s comments upset people. No, it didn’t. And just because you say it is so, does not make it so. Hillary is like those sad women you see periodically at 1:45 am at a bar who are looking desperate, drunk and available to anyone as she scrambles for a ride and a ride. McCain does too, but for some reason, it is not as pathetic when a guy does it. Or it just seems that way.
Bill could smile, bite his lower lip, and scratchy-drawl his way out of everything but a blowjob in the Oval. But Hillary ain’t Bill. She seems to have copped all she can from him without the charm.
We like our liars to at least be charming. Hillary, even when she tries to, has all of the charisma of a sack of horse drop. It is just insidious. Everyone points it out. From “the laugh” when she is uncomfortable, to the forced emotion only a DSM - IV psychopath can muster, she will cat scratch and crawl across broken glass to get at what is becoming apparent is Obama’s Kevlar. It must be a baseball match election, because she has hit a hell of a lot of foul balls, and is still standing in the box.
I know, I know. Randi was mean-spirited, it was not necessary, it was crude, it was an Air America sort of sponsored event in some way, shape or form. But what she said is true. And folks, this is politics. Plain and simple.
This just might be the one year in 50 that people will rise above all of the lame-assed swipes and opportunistic parsing of every nuance of every word, and actually listen to ideas and thoughts and meanings. Whether you like Obama or not, the victory of this cycle would be if the old ways to gain a percentage point or two by pegging someone as elitist (ergo bad for America - icky smart people look down on you and your simple ways!) or scaring the shit out of people who don’t read (if you vote for a democrat, you are inviting a Wahabi to come to America and make you think twice about usury or something… oh, and burn himself to death in your Lexus), don’t work.
And people would vote with their brains because they know what is better for America and its families - affordable health, affordable mortgages, domestic policy that doesn’t rape the last nickels from the treasury before they have to nationalize banks just to keep the whole system from going kaput.
Or, as has been the case in all elections, they all will just become even bigger fucking whoring whores.
(For Reference, Here is Randi Rhodes in a nightclub…)
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