Look, you can parse words, vet dialogue, obsess with the minutiae, micro manage commercials and messages, put on the bacon and fry it up in a pan… but the truth is, John McCain will be the next president of the United States (if the situation as it currently stands domestically and internationally is the same in early November.)
Hillary Clinton does not have an iceball’s chance in David Vitter’s colon of being the president in 2009. She will not be standing on that cold late January morning with her hand on the bible.
Obama will be torn asunder by the media as the tools at MSNBC, CBS, NBC and ABC, and of course CNN, will take the FOX line and tread water with them as the most rediculous items are floated out there to give you a “shadow of a doubt.” By October, some of you will have left the wagon because you think that he might have known a guy that once worked with a dude that emailed some chick once that said she saw Obama put a stamp on a letter upside down. Well, there you go.
Obamaniacs: Stop grinning and gloating, it ain’t over yet.
Hillaryites: Stop making up defenses, and pretending that she has more experience.
The truth is, America is way behind the world in many things. One, cell phone technology and wireless transmissions. Two, accepting that naked people are actually OK to look at, instead of to recoil from and make laws to stop others from looking, because you feel ashamed. Three, math. Four, women as leaders. Five, black guys as leaders. We are way behind. Hell, a guy named Fujimori was the leader of Chile. Fujimori!
Obama is a Muslim. Hillary is a dyke. Listen to Fox. They know. A Muslim head of state will invite in the taliban to eat your children after they waterboard them back behind your above ground pool. A lesbian would try and force 2 year old girls into kissing vaginas in Oklahoma. Really. I know this. I see it on the TV.
The mere fact that George W. Bush was re-elected tells me I am right. This is John McCain’s last stand. He is surrounded by the Apaches and Geronimo has the angle. If he doesn’t strike now, he will be destroyed. Or, he can hold the fort until Jeb gets shit together next year and wheels out James Baker III again. Hell, Jim has nothing else to do. The Carlyle Group went bankrupt this week. Holy fucking shit. I will say it again, the Carlyle Group went bankrupt!
You don’t think the feces is already off the blades and against three of the four walls? Spitzer was going to out the 200 billion (Billion!) Bernanke bail of banks from your fed-printed fiat “tax dollars.” While they get to keep your house and land. No bail out for you, dark-skinned ones, just cause you are too stupid to know that a 4% loan turns into a 9% loan in two years, even though your lender “promised” you it would not. There is a word worse than predatory. I am sure you can think of it. Assholism, for one, comes to mind. Dickheaddery, another.
Carlyle filed. And will get bailed. You, live in your Hyundai. Tough shit, sucker. And McCain has admitted he doesn’t know jack about economics. So, welcome, come on in. Neither does anyone else in the NeoConJobist elite, unless you believe in the proven wrong Chicago Boys Milty Friedman school of “free” marketism. Yea, that has worked out well for Haiti, Chile, the continent of Africa…
John McCain will win for one and only one reason. He foments the same fear that GWB’s boys do. The non-existent Al-Quaedaia wants to come over here and cook Tyler and Allison into kabobs. And it works. Make the tax cuts permanent and toss another $300 to each American, and they will suck it up like manna. The kind from heaven, not the place where the islamofascists go. Icky!
It is unconscionable that right now as you read this, nationally, John McCain is about even within the acceptable area of dispute with polls, with both Billary (always cracks me up) and Irack Hussain Osama. As P.J. O’Rourke said once, back in the 80’s when he was funny: “What the fuck? What the fucking fuck?”
John McCain will be the next president of the United States, even if he has to hire some Mossad guys to dress up again like arabs and cruise the Gulf of Oman babbling about boom boom. Or, say that he is afraid that if we don’t vote for him, he thinks that the bogieman will do a bad thing that will make you cry, and you won’t like that. But, he has already played that card.
Welcome to the False Flag. It is only beginning.
- Todd Grove
UPDATE: REALLY LATE - I was wrong. Initially, I was glad. But, not so sure 12/17/09. I don’t wish he had won, given the real bribery on the left and right, but, this is a debacle. Obama is not left wing socialist. He is a Wall Street hooker.
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